"When I saw this 'MODELS WANTED' flyer I knew it was either going to be a legit gig or a totally bogus sex scam. I was down for either. If someone wants to give me a shot at being a model, great. If they just want to fuck...even better. So I get to the address and it's like some hotel room. I already knew how it was going to go down; I just hoped the guy inside was cute. When he opened the door I was really glad I didn't wear a bra. He was cute! So I told him, 'Let's cut the bullshit, I know this isn't a real audition. Just fucking suck my titties.' I guess he must've liked how straightforward I was because he really fucked the shit out of me. You know, guys don't have to make up these elaborate stories and auditions to get girls to fuck. There are plenty of chicks like me who want fun, no-strings-attached sex as much as they do."